January 2012
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UCLA Marriage Proposal FAIL on Jumbo-Tron! →
UCLA Marriage Proposal FAIL on Jumbo-Tron!
We can only [rightfully] assume that she’s prolly cheating on him. Duh. Chicks are dirty!
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ESPN’s Skycam Comes Crashing Down on Football... →
ESPN’s Skycam Comes Crashing Down on Football Field 2011 Insight Bowl
You can thank the XFL for inventing the skycam. Vince McMahon, folks.
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Brock Lesnar Retires from UFC (#UFC141) #Wah →
Brock Lesnar Retires from UFC (#UFC141) #Wah
Yeah I went in on him last night, right before he made this announcement:
Here’s the rundown from my homeboi in Mass:
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December 2011
THAT AWKWARD BARBARA WALTERS KATY PERRY INTERVIEW... →
THAT AWKWARD BARBARA WALTERS KATY PERRY INTERVIEW FROM DEC’11 WHERE SHE ASKS ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND!
Haha, Katy Perry’s eyes were “a flutter” in this video, because you can tell she’s…
NFL Blitz 2012 Trailer (HD) →
NFL Blitz 2012 Trailer (HD)
Anyone know if this is ‘dropping’ on the Wii, too?
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CIN’s Jerome Simpson, FLIPPING into the endzone... →
CIN’s Jerome Simpson, FLIPPING into the endzone and sticking the landing [ACROBATIC TOUCHDOWN VIDEO]
Damn…now that’s SWAG.
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(hat tip: @LuckyovLegends)
VIDEO: Concord Jordan 11 Sneaker Buffoonery Hits... →
VIDEO: Concord Jordan 11 Sneaker Buffoonery Hits Staten Island Mall, Police Struggle With Crowd Control!
I think this is the mall that Vinny…
Team America – Kim Jong Il Lonely Song [VIDEO]... →
Team America – Kim Jong Il Lonely Song [VIDEO] #RIPKimJongIl
RIP BIG HOMIE! L0lz.
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Shabooty’s Draft Tweets (Totally Not Twitter... →
Shabooty’s Draft Tweets (Totally Not Twitter Worthy)
Here’s that segment I occasionally do on here where I post tweets that ended up as drafts that I didn’t feel confident about and I never…
@shabooty’s (Shabooty Bieber) best tweets > →
@shabooty’s (Shabooty Bieber) best tweets
I felt like it’d be douchey if I made a “my best tweets of 2011″ list. #self-congratulatory
So check this instead, here is my Favstar.fm page…
Howard Stern in NYC Paparazzi Video (TMZ): I’m... →
Howard Stern in NYC Paparazzi Video (TMZ): I’m Worth Over $20 Million on ‘America’s Got Talent’
That’s that EF you money. That’s that buy Robin…
#WhitePeopleHobbies: Fly To Hilo, Hike 2 Hours,... →
#WhitePeopleHobbies: Fly To Hilo, Hike 2 Hours, And Put an iPad2 In Molten Lava (VIDEO)
Actually, its more than a hobby, an iPad/iPhone case/accessories company was the impetuous for this…
#LUMPEDUP: Game-ending Xavier-Cincinnati brawl as... →
#LUMPEDUP: Game-ending Xavier-Cincinnati brawl as ugly as it gets (FIGHT VIDEO)
Fast forward to 1:37!
There goes that brother’s scholarship. Damn!
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Diablo 3 VGA 2011 Trailer →
Diablo 3 VGA 2011 Trailer
Though they don’t show any gameplay in this trailer… it’s sick. A def. time sink, but that game is gonna be polished with what? 5 years of work on it from…
The Young Turks Discuss ‘horrible’ online privacy... →
The Young Turks Discuss ‘horrible’ online privacy and Defense bills (VIDEO)
I have to digress for a minute.
And you know, this isn’t meant to be a knock on the guy, but I have to say, Cenk…
Howard Stern X-mas Carolers: “A Very Lesbian... →
Howard Stern X-mas Carolers: “A Very Lesbian Christmas”
Roffle … throwback clip of the week from 2007 1997!
The Exboyfriends performed as The Howard Stern Christmas Carolers in 1997….
Daily Hate > →
Daily Hate
Womp, womp, womp. I’ll take “Misdirected Anger” for $500, Alex. Oh, what’s this? It’s today’s DAILY C-Word Double? Sweet!!!
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Dear Jeff Olde, Check This Out: THE BEST OF... →
Dear Jeff Olde, Check This Out: THE BEST OF #SHABOOTY [Sizzle Reel]
I edited together some of my youtube magic thanks to the recommendation of my mentor, Tony DiSanto. Can you say the…
Fight Goes Down Over Stolen Nike Foamposites:... →
Fight Goes Down Over Stolen Nike Foamposites: Thief Gets His Sneakers Took & Left Leaking!
Haha I had the Black Duncan Foamposites once… the bottom of ‘em fell off. I sent…
‘Rampart’ Trailer #WoodyHarrelson →
‘Rampart’ Trailer #WoodyHarrelson
This was a great movie, but I have one complaint. The ending was sorta limp-dick. I hate really good movies, that don’t really close the chapters…
November 2011
Captain Janks Prank Call To CNN: Student Arrested... →
Captain Janks Prank Call To CNN: Student Arrested In Cairo, Egypt, Thanks ‘Baba Booey’s Monkey Nuts’ For Freedom #HowardStern
This was insta-classic. That CNN anchor is #SODUMB. Roffle!!!
@BethStern Rescues and Releases a SeaGull... →
Beth Stern Rescues and Releases a SeaGull #IlluminatiPeopleHobbies (VIDEO) #HowardStern
See, if I was in the Illuminati too, I’d be doing this type of shit. But unfortunately, I have real…
#WhiteGirlProblems: FAMILY HOME DESTROYED BY... →
#WhiteGirlProblems: FAMILY HOME DESTROYED BY AVALANCHE OF FLOUR – CHILDREN TO BLAME!
This is why I don’t want kids… plus… kids are right at the perfect “drop-kicking” height, and we…
Shabooty Interview Series: Emmanuelle London (Part... →
Shabooty Interview Series: Emmanuelle London (Part 2)
Here’s part two of the Shabooty Interview Series with pr0n starlet Emmanuelle London. If you missed part one, it can be read HERE.
The Legend of #Zelda Skyward Sword (Exclusive Pix)... →
The Legend of #Zelda Skyward Sword (Exclusive Pix) + (Initial Impressions) #Wii
I’ve already put in 5 hours into the new Zelda game. I will admit it starts off kind of slow, but then it…
And Your #MomentOfZEN: 99% + TOPLESS CHICKS + 41... →
And Your #MomentOfZEN: 99% + TOPLESS CHICKS + 41 Degrees Outside = 69%? #OWS Damn, those chicks could occupy #MyShlong… aka “Zucchini Park.”
ROFFLE!
That’s gonna be my new pick-up…
99% Occupy Wall Street Light Projection on Side of... →
99% Occupy Wall Street Light Projection on Side of Verizon Building –&– TheYoungTurks Go In on Mayor Bloomberg #OWS
Two-fer Thursday, #OWS edition.
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GRAPHIC VIDEO OF BLOODIED OCCUPY WALLSTREET... →
GRAPHIC VIDEO OF BLOODIED OCCUPY WALLSTREET PROTESTOR WITH HIS HEAD SPLIT DOWN TO THE “WHITE MEAT” #OWS
Damn……………….
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The Protect IP Act Breaks The Internet →
The Protect IP Act Breaks The Internet
Eggxactly. I feel like sites like “Nah Right” should be shaking in their boots more so than most sites, and if the Nah Rights of the world were shut…
Good Ole Fashion Ass-Whoopin: 2 Friends Fight Over... →
Good Ole Fashion Ass-Whoopin: 2 Friends Fight Over Words Said About One’s Little Brother! (VIDEO)
Word on the SKREETZ is that this fight was way better than the wack ass UFC…
Occupy WallStreet Liberty Park Being Raided By... →
Occupy WallStreet Liberty Park Being Raided By NYPD (Live Stream)
Apparently the streets surrounding Wall Street / Zuccotti Park have been blocked off. Subway trains going downtown have…
Kunta’s Kid (Goes HAM) – #SHABOOTYDYNASTY →
Kunta’s Kid (Goes HAM) – #SHABOOTYDYNASTY
Kunta’s Kid goes harder than a mo-foe! You know how the shab00ty dynasty does… 2012 already bitches!
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Notorious B.I.G. calms down crying baby →
Notorious B.I.G. calms down crying baby
This kid is gonna grow up to bang black guys Lolz. Kust Jidding!
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Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson... →
Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson (Funny or Die)
The first funny thing Funny or Die has done in AGES!
(via)
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DMX On Dr. Drew’s Life Changers [VIDEO] →
DMX On Dr. Drew’s Life Changers [VIDEO]
Lolz. Uhh… the last segment with the reenactment was hella goofy. Put down the pipe, kids.
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Wow, Apparently Teens Are Shoving Vodka-Soaked... →
Wow, Apparently Teens Are Shoving Vodka-Soaked Tampons Up Their Twats To Get Jammered!
Jammered is what we called hammered in college. Some inside Shabooty slang. Feel free to…
Uh Oh, White People Are Already Making Fun of... →
Uh Oh, White People Are Already Making Fun of Heavy D on Twitter #TooSoon
That least tweet was from a black lesbian republican, which is basically like a white person.
If you see…
Photo of Justin Bieber Jr. (Baby Pic) →
Photo of Justin Bieber Jr. (Baby Pic)
Does that kid look Canadian-WhiteTrash to you?
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Drake Leak: Drake’s Album Take Care Leaks! →
Drake Leak: Drake’s Album Take Care Leaks!
Roffle. Now, now… I wouldn’t post the download link here, but there is something called Twitter Search.
UPDATE:
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From The Inbox: Choose Co. Threatens To Sue Me… Or... →
From The Inbox: Choose Co. Threatens To Sue Me… Or Something.
Well, the point of my (might I add, innocuous) initial post was comedy, but this letter here takes the comedic cake. This…
Justin Bieber: More Baby Mama Drama [TMZ VIDEO] →
Justin Bieber: More Baby Mama Drama [TMZ VIDEO]
Here’s a pro-tip… if you want the Justin Bieber news his PR team is putting out, read TMZ. If you want the Bieber news that…
Quoted: Brett Ratner on Olivia Munn “I Banged Her... →
Quoted: Brett Ratner on Olivia Munn “I Banged Her A Few Times When She Was [Still That White Chick] Lisa” LOL!
Fast forward to 3:45.
Sigh — yeah, who knew…
Cory Smoot #GWAR Guitarist Found Dead #RIP →
Cory Smoot, #GWAR Guitarist Found Dead #RIP
That’s crazy, cause the last concert I went to was a Gwar concert on 10/21/11… here are the pics:
Fact: #GWAR Chops Up “Snooki” In Their…
Justin Bieber “Mariah Yeater The Man-Eater” (The... →
Justin Bieber “Mariah Yeater The Man-Eater” (The Song) by @shabooty
Shabooty Songified! An Homage to Justin Bieber knocking up Mariah Yeater (allegedly!)
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“Cock Strong Like Benjy @Bronk” (The Song), by... →
“Cock Strong Like Benjy Bronk” (The Song), by @shabooty
Shabooty Songified! An Homage to Benjy Bronk of The Howard Stern Show, who according to KC Armstrong, is “cock strong!”
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“Herman Cain” — A BadLipReading Soundbite... →
“Herman Cain” — A BadLipReading Soundbite (Godfather’s Pizza Will Have You Speaking All Types of Gibberish)
Laf this is classic. Those are probably the right words to say, to get Sarah or…
Kid Cudi ft. Cage ft. Shia LaBeouf “Maniac”... →
Kid Cudi ft. Cage ft. Shia LaBeouf “Maniac” (Hip-Hop Short Film)
The best part was when *SPOILER* Shia got capped!
A part of me was like damn… I bet Mr. Dibbs is sitting there in a hospital…
October 2011
BYU Quarterback Riley Nelson Gives Referee a... →
BYU Quarterback Riley Nelson Gives Referee a High-Five After TouchDown #Swag
Lol… I bet if this was the NFL, dude would get a penalty. No phun league.
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